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Agent Orange (PREORDER)
Naturally sweet orange citrus with a champagne-like fizz.
Agent Orange
Unleash the Power with Agent Orange
Dive into the electrifying experience of Agent Orange, our groundbreaking flavor that's as bold as you are. KEYED's Agent Orange delivers a zesty burst of citrus combined with a champagne-like fizz, meticulously crafted to both energize your body and calm your mind. This isn't just an energy drink; it's a revolution in a can.
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Why Choose Agent Orange?
- Pure Energy Boost: Packed with 100mg of caffeine, this blend is designed to give you the kick you need without the crash.
- Stress-Free Zone: Formulated with 300mg of L-theanine, 400mg of Rhodiola, and 2.5 grams of Inositol, Agent Orange helps you manage stress and stay focused.
- Clean Ingredients: No GMOs, no artificial sweeteners, and absolutely no toxins. Just pure, clean energy.
- Nutrient-Packed: Fortified with essential vitamins B1, B3, and B12, plus 320mg of Magnesium to support brain function and mood regulation.
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All the good stuff...
- Calories: 80
- Glycine: 2.5grams
- Rhodiola: 400mg
- Inositol: 2.5 grams
- Magnesium: 320mg
- Vitamin B1: 3mg
- Vitamin B3: 40mg
- Vitamin B12: 6mcg
- L-theanine: 300mg
- Caffeine: 100mg
Ridiculously Serious Quality
At KEYED, we take quality so seriously it's funny. Each can of Agent Orange is crafted with natural ingredients and a decade-refined supplement stack, ensuring you get the best energy boost without compromising on taste or health. We're committed to delivering the highest quality because being best in class isn't easy or cheap. But hey, we wouldn't have it any other way.
Join the Drinkvolution
Agent Orange isn't just a drink; it's a statement. It's for those who live life on the edge and laugh in the face of the mundane. So, grab a can, take a sip, and unleash the power within. Your journey to pure, clean energy starts here.
RANDOM WORDS OF PRAISE...
Maybe they are accurate - maybe not....It's the thought that counts.
“The supplement stack made my ball grow back, plus an extra one. Now I have THREE balls! Thanks KEYED!”
Lance Armstrong
“Dear Diary, my situation isn’t so bad thanks to our supply of KEYED energy. Honestly, I feel pretty chill about the whole thing.”
Anne Frank
“KEYED is why over 17 million of you are my direct descendants.”
Genghis Khan
Frequently Asked Questions
Here are some frequently asked questions from other doubting thomases.
Is this drugs? Are you selling drugs?
No! KEYED does not contain CBD, kratom, Kava, or any other intoxicating substances you will tend to find among other “mood drinks.” KEYED is a perfect replacement for your morning coffee, or a quick pick-me-up before your next presentation. TLDR; if you fail your drug test, don’t blame us!
What is non-mold-derived citric acid?
Citric acid (the stuff they put in pretty much everything you drink) is made from black mold. Seriously, look it up. It may be contributing to the inflammation seen in asthma, juvenile idiopathic arthritis, autistic spectrum disorder, and fibromyalgia. The safety of citric acid has never been studied since it was granted GRAS (Generally Recognized As Safe) status. We are one of the only beverage companies that uses non-mold-derived citric acid.
Ashwagandha?
First off, no, it’s not the capital of Wakanda. Ashwagandha is one of the most common ingredients in mood drinks, because it has been shown to work like an antidepressant. However, it might have a ton of side-effects, so we don’t use it. Check the ingredients on your favorite mood drink. It’s probably loaded with Ashwagandha.
What is glycine?
Glycine is an amino acid, a compound that your body uses to create protein. Due to its prevalence in raw meat, our bodies evolved to stop naturally producing glycine. But when humans started cooking their food, they unintentionally cooked the glycine out of their diet. Now, glycine is only found in rare but critical parts of the human diet – like energy drinks. A healthy dose of glycine can regulate one’s mood, increase confidence and memory. It also improves sleep quality and often results in vivid dreams.
What else is in KEYED?
Rhodiola - an adaptogenic herb that helps the body adapt to and cope with stress. It's been used in traditional medicine for centuries - norse warriors in Scandinavia used rhodiola during raids to increase their stamina and will.
IInositol - a natural compound found in many foods. It may help reduce stress levels by influencing GABAergic neurotransmission, which is involved in calming the nervous system.
Magnesium - plays a crucial role in brain function and mood regulation. Studies suggest that adequate magnesium levels may positively impact mood. Many people are unaware that they have magnesium deficiency.
Vitamins b12, b1, b3 - play essential roles in brain function and neurotransmitter production, and are crucial for the production of serotonin and dopamine.
L-theanine - amino acid known for its potential to promote relaxation and improve mood without causing drowsiness. Combined with caffeine, it enhances alertness and attention for a smooth, jitter-free energy boost.